πŸ’– BREAKING NEWS: STEVE HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING πŸ’– ✨ OUTFIT CHANGES TODAY: 7 ✨ 🌈 SEQUINS DEPLOYED: ALL OF THEM 🌈 πŸ‘  THE FLOOR IS NOW A RUNWAY πŸ‘  πŸ’… SLAY LEVELS: CRITICAL πŸ’…

STEVE

Glitter is a personality trait ✨

Meet Steve πŸ’…

Steve doesn't walk into a room β€” he sashays. He owns more sequins than a Eurovision wardrobe department, has a signature spin for every occasion, and once turned a supermarket queue into a full lip-sync battle. Nobody asked. Everybody clapped.

Steve's Essentials πŸ‘‘

πŸͺ©Disco ball (portable)
πŸ‘ Six-inch platforms
🌈A rainbow feather boa
🎀Emergency karaoke mic
πŸͺ­A fan for dramatic reveals
✨Body glitter (industrial size)

Slay-o-Meter πŸ“ˆ

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Calibrating fabulousness…

Words of Wisdom πŸ¦„

"Why blend in when you were born to sparkle?"